Just a girl. 19. Alive. Midwestern in upbringing but not in school of thought or current location. College life is simultaneously amazing and intensely difficult.
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Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.
Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.
This is the cutest fucking thing I have ever seen in my whole ever.
I snorted.
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“Do I get stress headaches at work? Yes, definitely. From the moment I get in, it’s “Denise we need this! Denise we need that!” Which is stressful… ‘cause my name is Linda. Denise is the other black woman that works here. By 10am, someone in the copy room makes a joke about Kobe Bryant, and everyone looks at me to make sure it’s ok. And I smile like it’s ok. But really, my head and neck are starting to throb. Then I spend the rest of my afternoon training my interns, and answering their questions, like, “Yes, black people use shampoo”, and, “No, I don’t know any good reggae clubs around here”, and, “Yes, Condoleezza Rice is very articulate, why do you sound so surprised?” And, “No, I can’t tell you where to buy weed!” And that’s when I reach for Excedrin.”
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Pretty sure this is how you seduce women
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What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?
where you put the cucumber
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I just googled “college christmas trees” and I found some gems that needed to be shared
and my personal favorite
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“i’m going to fuck this shit up so hard.”
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How high do you have to be to adopt a mouse as your son and name it Stuart
A LITTLE
oh my god
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